Wednesday, June 4, 2008

VP Advice for Obama

Today, I surveyed my household and compiled a list of recommendations and a list of people Obama should steer clear of when considering a running mate. Each person in the house (which includes me, my husband, my mom, my dad, my daughter and my son) listed one person in each category and explained why they chose them. I'll start with the recommendations but I'm not going to tell you who said what (try and guess):

  1. Ross Perot - he's more mature.
  2. Ellie - because I'm smart.
  3. Bono - because he has a beautiful soul and is WAY cool!
  4. David Letterman - he'll be funny and entertaining.
  5. Ellie - because I'm his biggest fan.
  6. Mark Warner - because he's a governor in a state that Obama has a chance at winning.






Now here are the people who should be avoided:
  1. Hillary Clinton - because she's Hillary Clinton.
  2. Jazz - because he's a transformer and he's puny.
  3. Hillary & Bill Clinton - because they're not trustworthy. Chelsea might not be as mean as her parents.
  4. Hillary Clinton - because it would be too hard to overcome the bitterness of the primaries.
  5. John Edwards - because he's too pretty.
  6. Perez Hilton - because he's soooo annoying!
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David A. Davison said...

Consider:

1 - Ozzy Osbourne, could get a cool Reality Show going and get people interested in government.

2 - Steve Jobs, makes federal government switch to Macs, making federal employees jobs easier.

3 - Me, real estate market is horrible right now and I look good in a suit or tux. Oh, and I know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner.

4 - Nixon, he's dead, but still much more interesting than Hillary, and knows when he's beaten.

Forget:

1 - Hillary, she's about as washed up as the Kennedy clan.

2 - Bill Gates, don't even get me started on this guy.

3 - The Pope, Obama has enough problems with religious leaders.

June 4, 2008 at 5:32 PM

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